...quiet, about a lot of things...
Saturday, August 30, 2008
All By Myself
Now,I can't even really believe that I am the same species as the women of yesterday. I have both disdain and admiration for them.
But this is not what pricked my interest. It's the thingy that you buy from a condom manufacturer. The "modern" woman slips this vibrating thingy on her finger..to...um... rock her own world.
We've come a long way baby..(no pun intended..)
But have we really? Yes..I suppose a commercial about a woman mastering her own domain..is new.
But..still..there is something she NEEDS to put between her pleasure..and her self.
You could almost see the bad girl caught by her mother, or her friend, as she pleads for forgiveness..
"It wasn't me....I was just CURIOUS....I was trying to be responsible, and get some condoms..for when I finally give my FLOWER to Neil....This thing came with it..a gift with purchase. I love the Gift with purchase!
Anyway..I followed the instructions....and before I knew it, it was too late.I tried to say no..but it was sooooo good....
I didn't know, I just didn't know...sob...I'm Not a slut..."
Now Girls. Perhaps this is progress....but what the marketing execs need to know is this. A true scene of women and self love looks like....
Just a beautiful woman, thinking her own private thoughts, perhaps with a glass of very good wine...and a sly, slick, wet smile on her own lips as she kicks the door closed and lays back on her very own pillows.
Fade to black.
Now that's the truth. The revolution. That always was. And Always will be.